
In July my parents came to Europe: Mom and I went on a cruise, Dad went to be a Tour de France groupie. Mom and I toured beautiful cities along the Danube; dad rode up Mont Ventoux 3 different times. It's really hard to say who had more fun. (But I think it was me).
Of course, if you compare first days, his must have been more fun. The problem was that our cruise started on the same day mom arrived in Vienna - but we had to board the boat in Passau, Germany. If all went well, we would go smoothly from the airport - to my apartment - to the train station - to Passau - to the cruise boat! However, we got off to a rocky start, and it only got worse. Here's how it happened:
7:30am: wake up in order to leave around 8:30 to meet mom at the airport.
8:15am: get a phone call from super-bro-in-law-acting-as-international-operator Michael: Mom had missed her connecting flight in Paris, and won't be arriving until 11:30. Think to self, "Well, we won't be able to stop by my apartment, but if her flight arrives on time we'll still make it to the train station for the 12:30 train."
10:30am: leave for airport with suitcase in tow.
11:30am: arrive at airport; see that due to rainy weather mom's flight is circling and not landing.
11:50am: still the same.
12:00pm: mom's flight lands. We will never make the 12:30 train. Well, if we make the 1:30 one we'll arrive in Passau at exactly the time we are supposed to be finished boarding. Close enough - probably.
12:20pm: mom exits the luggage area without luggage. Chat with the luggage people who assure her that her bag isn't there, but they will deliver it when it arrives from Paris. Leave the address of a friend, since we will be cruising on the Danube. Arrange to pick up the bag from my friend when the cruise stops in Vienna the next evening (since we will be passing through Vienna so soon, the missing suitcase is not a disaster, just an inconvenience).
12:40pm: head for the train station.
1:10pm: arrive at the train station. Find a train heading to Passau, but not for another hour. That won't work!
1:20pm: learn that a different train is leaving for Passau in 5 minutes. Yes!
1:25pm: board train and depart for Passau. Call cruise ship and tell them we will arrive in Passau at 5pm, and go directly to the ship (not even passing GO).
4:45pm: train stops, and makes mysterious announcement in German that some nice person explains to us means the train can't go farther due to work on the tracks. A bus will arrive to take the passengers to the final destination.
4:55pm: still waiting for bus.
5:10pm: finally on bus, and crazy woman insists on being taken to a different drop off point (you know - the tiny stop between here and the end of the line where only she was planning to get off). Call cruise ship, and explain the delay. Promise to get to ship ASAP - will swim if necessary.
5:45pm: arrive at the train station in Passau. Run to a taxi for the 1 mile trip to the dock. Get to the dock and see the ship still there - YAY!
6:00pm: step on boat exactly one hour past the time it was supposed to leave port. Thank the crew profusely. Learn we are the only Americans on a cruise boat full of French people. Still count our blessings - after all, we could be the only Americans who didn't make it on to the cruise boat full of French people.
6:05pm: collapse in our cabin, and attempt to recover from the stress of the day.
Thankfully, that day did not set the tone for our adventures. It was just one of those days - you know: the kind Murphy wrote his law about.